Monday, May 18, 2009

Alec Baldwin and Burritos

Alec Baldwin came to me in a dream the other night. He told me I needed to start slowing my speech pattern when talking in public so that people can understand me better.

Most people talk about crazy or cool dreams like skydiving, being famous, or partying with a bunch of supermodels. I get lectures on how to present myself in public. Ah well, at least I learned something:)


What is it about frozen burritos that make them last forever? I've had a family pack of El Monterey Burritos in the freezer for about 4 months now and they are still fine, well as fine as frozen burritos can be.

When I was looking up nutrition facts to enter into Weight Watchers, yes I do it, and yes I break the rules at times but overall it's working pretty well, I couldn't believe they actually had recipes for their burritos.

Call me crazy, but I thought the whole point of most frozen food is that you don't have to make anything, just heat it up. But El Monterey has come up with several frightening and calorie filled techniques to add some pizazz to your burrito experience and grantee that you will need an angioplasty in a little as 18 months! I love America, only in a free country would terrifying food like this not only be created, but put into an easy to read format for the masses.

See for yourself....
http://www.elmonterey.com/mexicanrecipes/burritos.aspx

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